That's great!
At 02:33 AM 12/24/2003 +0000, you wrote:
>OK, OK, OK. This is an old and pretty lame one:
>
>An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman so he went to his a doctor to find
>out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "it's a very difficult
>operation and a lot that can go wrong. I'll have to remove half your
>brain". "That's alright" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish
>so I'll take that risk".
>
>After the operation the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the
>face of
>the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry," the doctor said. "Instead of removing
>half
>the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries,
>mate!!"
>
>Cheers mate,
>Jill
>
>
> > I must say I'm disappointed in this list. Purely in the spirit of science I
> > reported a joke that Jews tell to each other making fun of an ethnic
> > stereotype, and asked others to submit jokes from their own communities,
> > ethnicities, etc. But maybe Albertans don't joke about being Albertan, or
> > even Canadian, and add in Ozians and various brits (Scottish jokes,
> > Robin?), not to speak of various kinds of christians and moslems.
> >
> > How many WASPS (Americanism: white anglo-saxon protestant) does it take to
> > screw in a lightbulb? Two: one to call the electrician and one to stir the
> > martinis.
> >
> > Or as an episcopalian minister once told me, wherever there are 4
> > episcopalians there's a fifth.
> >
> > Yours in gleeful anticipation,
> > Mark
> >
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