thanks Halvard -started my day a treat--patrickmc
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From: "Halvard Johnson" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Monday, December 15, 2003 12:47 PM
Subject: "Sonnet: Pettitte Captured--Found Alive in Houston Bullpen"
> Sonnet: Pettitte Captured--Found Alive in Houston Bullpen
>
> "Andy Pettitte's years of terrorizing American League batters
> are now over," said non-gloating President Steinbrenner. "He will be
> brought to justice, tried, and found guilty by a jury of his peers, or
> I'll know the reason why." All day long, images of a bearded
> Pettitte flashed across the screens of TV sets around the world,
>
> as American Leaguers rejoiced, tossing their mitts and caps in the air
> with nary a care as to where, or if, they fell to earth. At the same
> time, National Leaguers--suddenly worried--called for Pettitte's
> pitching arm to be torn from his body and carried in a glass-topped box
>
> from ballpark to ballpark for all to see, to allay their fears that
Pettitte might
> one day emerge from the dugout and stride toward the mound, striking
> terror into the hearts of innocent batsmen of the National League,
or--even
> better--for him to be dealt to the Red Sox, where he'd be in position to
launch
> his weapons of mass destruction against his very own Yankee people.
>
> Hal
>
> Halvard Johnson
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