George Bush is visiting an elementary school and announces to the
>>class, "You can all ask me questions."
>>
>>A boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have 3 questions for
>>you":
>>
>>1) How did you win the election with less votes than Gore?
>>2) Isn't it true that you want to declare war on Iraq in order to get
>>oil?
>>3) Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden?
>>
>>Then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground. 15
>>minutes later the kids come back in class and again Bush says, "You
>>can all ask me questions."
>>
>>A boy named Charlie raises his hand and says, "I have 5 questions for
>>you":
>>
>>1) How did you win the election with less votes than Gore?
>>2) Isn't it true that you want to declare war on Iraq in order to get
>>oil?
>>3) Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden?
>>4) Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?
>>5) Where is Bobby?
>>
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