OK, OK, OK. This is an old and pretty lame one:
An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman so he went to his a doctor to find
out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "it's a very difficult
operation and a lot that can go wrong. I'll have to remove half your
brain". "That's alright" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish
so I'll take that risk".
After the operation the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of
the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry," the doctor said. "Instead of removing half
the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries,
mate!!"
Cheers mate,
Jill
> I must say I'm disappointed in this list. Purely in the spirit of science I
> reported a joke that Jews tell to each other making fun of an ethnic
> stereotype, and asked others to submit jokes from their own communities,
> ethnicities, etc. But maybe Albertans don't joke about being Albertan, or
> even Canadian, and add in Ozians and various brits (Scottish jokes,
> Robin?), not to speak of various kinds of christians and moslems.
>
> How many WASPS (Americanism: white anglo-saxon protestant) does it take to
> screw in a lightbulb? Two: one to call the electrician and one to stir the
> martinis.
>
> Or as an episcopalian minister once told me, wherever there are 4
> episcopalians there's a fifth.
>
> Yours in gleeful anticipation,
> Mark
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