A plane was about to crash and there were 5 people on board and only 4
>parachutes. The first person said. "I am Roy Keane, one of the best
>footballers
>in Ireland. I am worth a lot of money and my fans need me so I think I
>should be
>saved." The others agreed and gave him one of the parachutes and off he
>went.
>
>The second person said "I am Gerry Adams, a radical Irish politician who
>can
>really help my country and I think I should be saved." The others said
"OK"
>and
>gave him a parachute.
>
>The third person said "I am David Beckham, captain of the English
National
>squad. I have a wife and two children. Everyone knows I am a really nice
>guy
>and
>everyone thinks I am stupid, but I'm not, so I am taking a parachute" and
>off he
>went.
>
>There were two folk left,the Pope and a 10 year old schoolgirl. The Pope
>said,
>"Child, I am old and frail and have lived my life while you are young
with
>everything before you. You take the parachute and I will stay with the
>aircraft
>and take my chance."
>
>"It's OK" said the girl, "there are still two parachutes. David Beckham
>picked
>up my schoolbag."
>
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