How do you cure diarrhoea with an ice pick?
Stick it in your head - it stops the Trots.
Hillary Shaw, P/G Geography, University of Leeds
Traditional sayings of the P'nstrae-P'sutid tribe (3)
Too many cooks spoil the restuarant profits. Too few
accountants cook the books. Many hands make high wage bill.
Many unemployed hands make lower Minimum Wage.
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