good-un
I hope you have a live audience lined up for this one.
Terri )O(
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From: The Pennine Poetry Works [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On
Behalf Of Philip Burton
Sent: 26 November 2002 18:47
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: new sub. appraisal 2
appraisal 2
Ms. Lector, Annabelle
the bleedin’ boss
puts yer through ’ell
and that’s ’cos
quick-as-a-bar-bell-
cleans-and-jerks
yer find yerself in her
work-cell
bein’ offered a kiss
in that mock Tudor fashion
(aimin’ to miss
so a bloke feels rationed)
pats yer ’ead,
does Annabelle Lector,
with the contact pad
of a lie detector
sits yer down
and steams yer up
with questions, till yer drowns
in ’er mauve teacup
laughs as yer dissolve
and says yer’ve "evolved
a CV lesser
than your predecessor"
(who avoided the sack
matter of fact
but only survived to be
‘the bloke wot makes the tea’)
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