D'y ha' an oirish soid t'ya begorah 'n bejaisus...?
>From: Christina Fletcher <[log in to unmask]>
>Reply-To: The Pennine Poetry Works <[log in to unmask]>
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Word pistols
>Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 17:43:31 EST
>
>Dear All,
>Now that our PM is preparing to place 25% of our armed forces at his
>beloved
>Mr Bush's disposal so that we can resume the crusade against the Satanic
>Infidel, I have decided to go into the Word Pistol business. Lethal verbal
>weapons can be yours in a wide range of languages and regional dialects at
>a
>special discount rate (Works members only).
>Why stick to plain, common-a-garden insults when you could fire a shower of
>abuse that would have put Handel to shame? We guarantee all spelling and
>grammar and include a special certificate of ethnicity.
>Please place your orders b/c.
>Sincerely,
>christina
>
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