Glad it hit the funny chuckle button honey, Philip
>From: Christina Fletcher <[log in to unmask]>
>Reply-To: The Pennine Poetry Works <[log in to unmask]>
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Re: New Sub: Scotland the Brave
>Date: Mon, 18 Nov 2002 17:04:42 EST
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>That's very funny, Phil. Well, at least, I think it is. Haaa!
>bw
>christina
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> > Scotland The Brave
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> > His tongue, claustrophobic
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> > came out continually for Scotland.
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> > unco gallus (extremely reckless)
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> > flesh off his back in Perth
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> > red hair for a mattress
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> > his Highland cow salted in The Lowlands
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> > sty’d him with a pig, they did
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> > in the brig of a schooner, bone rations
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> > quartermaster halved
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> > found Newfoundland
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> > summer-shy sub-soil
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> > north enscribed in glaciers
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> > hairsted his fingernails, cockcroach
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> > hencroach, any bliddy croach
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> > sucked shavings, pined for home
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> > To pricey Princes Street
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> > the distant cousins now return
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> > to trap wild shortbread
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