If I scratch another X
for three in a row, I win
If I scratch a O, I win nothing
If I scratch a 7, I get 7 times
the prize I've yet to scratch
Why bother? This one will join
the pile of $1 winners on $5 tickets
I've tucked away for a rainy day.
New tires or when the lottery hits $1M even
Gary
I'm quite an acrobat you know
can twist my legs upon the floor
my arms held high like dancing Queen
It's not legs eleven it's legs sixteen
Two fat ladies and Kelly's eye
unlucky for some a maiden's sigh
Number ten and one thin duck
I've said your magic now wish me luck,
Sally J on a small brandy (well nearly small)
>From: Christina Fletcher <[log in to unmask]>
>Reply-To: The Pennine Poetry Works <[log in to unmask]>
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Lottery spell
>Date: Thu, 14 Nov 2002 11:45:01 EST
>
>OK, mes enfants, all you have to do is repeat this thirteen hundred times,
>standing on your head under a banyan tree on the thirteenth hour of the
>thirteenth day of the thirteenth month. Oh, and you should be facing
>East...
>Good luck - this is a goodun...
>bw
>christina
>PS This will only work for those who commented on 'Daisy'. 'Fraid the
>rest
>of you will have to stay poor.
>
>
> Come Dirty Gertie, Little Duck,
> come Legs Eleven, Dancing Queen,
> conspire to bring me loadza luck -
> the fattest jackpot ever seen.
>
> Roll Sweet Sixteen, roll Pick and Mix,
> and blow the little balls up high
> and then release the magic six
> and I will win the lottery.
>
Nov Sharon Svendsen at: http://gardawg.homestead.com/gardawg.html
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Poets for Peace. ˇPoemas sí, balas no!
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