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WHERE EXTREMES MEET

He speared an Edinburgh octopus
a half-arsed slime ball
with a look
that bowled the chancer over Princes Street
by way of being generous
and not letting loose
the full force  of his Klingon anger

The guy just asked for it -
looked down the top
of his girlfriend's dress
with a quick tentacle
shift to her bottom
and slipped into her slacks
at the arse crack -
at least this is the way he saw it
just as he saw the castle outline
as a well fortified MacDonalds
with a no-service attitude -

he'd always give it the flick
of a reverse pointed finger
and glowered at tourists of all kinds
for the hell of it -
and the guy -
well he saw a bloodied hand move
and decided the guy would live

Somebody once said that
in the olden days
it would have got him a castle to finger
as well as a girlfriend



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James




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