Hi Gary,
I reckon it's the radishes - they'll do it every time. I ma reminded of the
process of creating a new god that occurred in one of the Dirk Gently
Holistic Detective Agency Books - 'Long Dark Teatime of the Soul'?
Cheers,
Frank
>When There is Trouble in the Kitchen
>
>Our kitchen trash can will not open.
>It is in a pique over some imagined slight
>or the other. Perhaps it does not like
>what we have been dumping in it -
>too many cartons from Canned Food
>Warehouse or radishes. Maybe because
>we do not recycle or it has an allergy
>to beer. Or because we use scented
>can liners or wash it often enough.
>It may not like being called a can.
>A can is metal and metal rusts, even
>the expensive kind from Pottery Barn.
>
>I cannot get it to open up and tell me
>what is really the problem. I could
>force it. After all, it is only a cheap
>Wal-Mart brand. But I cannot bring
>myself to break in. Even plastic should
>be treated with respect. Likely the time
>has come to purchase a new one.
>Old Green might be as happy
>in the garage with a load of oil cans,
>dog food sacks and weed killer.
>
>I will give it one more chance, a man
>to man discussion to clear the air
>(non-scented bag, of course.) But my
>patience is wearing thin and the trash
>in the sink has really piled up.
>
>*
>
>The refrigerator will not open today.
>
>Feb guest is TE Ballard and Gar does garbage at:
>http://gardawg.homestead.com/gardawg.html,
>
>Poets for Peace. ˇPoemas sí, balas no!
The Tales of Faust poetry page can be found at:
http://www.hotkey.net.au/~flp/F_index.htm
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