(not that anyone in these groups would, but if it ever happened)
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
8. "Whew! Guess I left the topff the White-Out. You probably got here just in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken...."
2. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
and the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. "...in Jesus' name. Amen"
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Peter A. Kurilecz CRM, CA
Richmond, Va
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