I loved that one - so true!
Sincerely,
Charles R. Grefer, Coordinator of Counseling & Advising
SUNY Orange, 115 South Street, Middletown, NY 10940
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----- Original Message -----
From: "G.F. Phillips" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Wednesday, July 18, 2001 9:00 AM
Subject: Re: was God an academic
> Loved it.
> Best
> Gerald
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Carl Stonier <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]>
> Date: 17 July 2001 19:42
> Subject: was God an academic
>
>
> >Greetings all, thought you might like this to brighten up what is a very
> >quiet listat the moment
> >Why God never got a PhD
> >1 He had only one major publication
> >2 It was in Hebrew
> >3 It had no references
> >4 It wasn't published in a refereed journal
> >5 Some even doubt that he wrote it by himself
> >6 It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since
> then?
> >7 His cooperative effforts have been quite limited
> >8 The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results
> >9 He never applied to the ethics board for permissin to use human
subjects
> >10 When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his
> >subjects
> >11 When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the
> sample
> >12 He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
> >13 Some say that he had his son teach the class
> >14 He expelled his first two students for learning
> >15 Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed
> his
> >tests
> >16 His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top
> >17 No record of working well with colleagues
> >>
> >>Carl
> >
> >I am a tapestry,
> >Threads of relationship flow through me.
> >I am part of everything I see.
> >Everything is part of me.
> >The Wordsmith
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