Loved it.
Best
Gerald
-----Original Message-----
From: Carl Stonier <[log in to unmask]>
To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]>
Date: 17 July 2001 19:42
Subject: was God an academic
>Greetings all, thought you might like this to brighten up what is a very
>quiet listat the moment
>Why God never got a PhD
>1 He had only one major publication
>2 It was in Hebrew
>3 It had no references
>4 It wasn't published in a refereed journal
>5 Some even doubt that he wrote it by himself
>6 It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since
then?
>7 His cooperative effforts have been quite limited
>8 The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results
>9 He never applied to the ethics board for permissin to use human subjects
>10 When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his
>subjects
>11 When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the
sample
>12 He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
>13 Some say that he had his son teach the class
>14 He expelled his first two students for learning
>15 Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed
his
>tests
>16 His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top
>17 No record of working well with colleagues
>>
>>Carl
>
>I am a tapestry,
>Threads of relationship flow through me.
>I am part of everything I see.
>Everything is part of me.
>The Wordsmith
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