Greetings all, thought you might like this to brighten up what is a very
quiet listat the moment
Why God never got a PhD
1 He had only one major publication
2 It was in Hebrew
3 It had no references
4 It wasn't published in a refereed journal
5 Some even doubt that he wrote it by himself
6 It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7 His cooperative effforts have been quite limited
8 The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results
9 He never applied to the ethics board for permissin to use human subjects
10 When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his
subjects
11 When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample
12 He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13 Some say that he had his son teach the class
14 He expelled his first two students for learning
15 Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his
tests
16 His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top
17 No record of working well with colleagues
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>Carl
I am a tapestry,
Threads of relationship flow through me.
I am part of everything I see.
Everything is part of me.
The Wordsmith
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