Short, sharp and ouch!
Lynn
Subject: New Sub: Tidings of Great Joy
> My last festive offering for the Feast of Belly-god.
> Happy New Year everyone.
> Kind regards,
> grasshopper
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> Tidings of Great Joy
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> God visited the poultry yard.
> His knife was sharp. His eyes were hard.
> He said, "While angels choir above,
> sweet carollings of peace and love,
> you will be plucked and roast and sliced."
> The turkeys gulped, and groaned, "Oh, Christ! "
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> grasshopper
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