I'm posting this with best wishes for a peaceful Christmas and a happy New
Year for everyone.
Kind regards,
grasshopper
12 Days
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 cells a-sleeping.
11 missiles cruising
10 gats a-rattling
9 dum-dums dumming
8 shells a-bursting
7 uzis pumping
6 mines for laying
5 b o l t springs
4 falling bombs
3 French stens
2 pistol slugs
and a cartridge in a spare tin.
! said,
"Aw, Osama,
all I got for you
is a
small
box
of
hankies. "
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