Warning
This may be regarded as being an unwarranted attack
on something(s) that others hold dear. Please do
not read if you are not in the mood for (my attempt
at) satire.
I claim the usual disclaimer: the characters and
institutions portrayed are wholly fictional; any
likenesses to living persons or organisations are
completely accidental.
-- Rite
The desks have been laid out
in the spacious hall
by the white-gloved attendants.
Measurements have been taken
to ensure that each
is at the statutory distance
from its neighbours.
In thirty seconds the candidates
will swing through the glass doors, file
to their seats, turn over their papers.
In the interests
of objectivity
and the needs of the nation
we have abandoned
the extended reasonings of essays.
Instead we present our system
of multiple synonym choices.
The highest honours
and subsequent official placements
will go to those
who make the swiftest selections
within the given parameters.
Ticks must be placed in the appropriate circles.
We regret that we must exact penalties
for any other insertions, amendments,
uses of initiative or imagination.
It is of immeasurable importance
that entrants ensure
that their LEFT thumb-print is placed
in the box that is to be found
in the top RIGHT hand corner
of their answer books.
'Your time starts now...'
cara November 2001
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