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Calling all creatures, calling all creatures.
The latest paradigm calibrations are thus:
Hollywood accepts new megafauna taxonomy,
but refuses to browse on aged audience.
Risk shunters of yesteryear ready to field questions
on natural decline, enforcers impound known wood reserves.
Sex is better than death, alarming new trends:
read about your love life.
Microsecond deficit causes shooting
in downtown lava pit, cops consider public plea
I'm bored with headlines, says ageing clown.
I slapped the statue of liberty and it cried says footy hero
term buttonhole dilapidates concept of connotation,
argues naive linguist
Future is a billboard against the universe.
Hold up your end, commissioner warns.
Irony mine emits strange compelling odour,
says bright spark enveloped in string theory.
Calling all creatures, calling all creatures.
All complaints WILL be dealt with.
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