Wystan, in New Jersey - particularly in the Bush area known as the
Pine Barrens - you are granted a Total License if and only when your
motor car is "totalled" by a weaving pickup truck (they are not
uncommon - I mean the trucks & the licenses both - and are usually
rewarded in a very deep Free Verse or Fosse by the side of the Road
immediately following pyrrhic accidentals, musically speaking).
Now about that Totalisator...
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