AK,
In case you haven't noticed, half of all Americans are now wearing at least
one tattoo. A high percentage of these are in close proximity to sexually
useful parts of the anatomy. Half of those with tatoos are driving Harleys.
May I suggest something a bit pithier than "sweetheart" or "baby"?
"Don't Call me Ishmael, Asshole," Or "Don't Call Me Ishmael, Bitch," would
be much more fetching and in tune with the boat drifting across the seas of
5,000 years.
Nice poem, sweetheart.
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