International Fiscal Associates is pleased to announce its Murder Prize in
support of International "Kill A Weak Foreigner" Year
The prize is open to all who hold an opinion in favour of killing a weak
foreigner.
Contestants must
Rule 1 Kill a weak foreigner(s)
Rule 2 Write a defence of their actions which is convincing enough to be
broadcast
IFA shall be able to benefit in a variety of ways, at its discretion, from
all such murders
The judges will be looking in particular for arguments which are
a) irrelevant
b) based on false premises
c) reliant upon bad logic
d) full of references to resolve and / or courage
e) full of other clichés
Particular credit will be given for chutzpah, arrogance and apparent
ignorance
Please note that
1 killing Afghans, Chechens and Palestinians will not satisfy Rule 1 as all
of them are already nominated to die
2 There are no more weak foreigners on Diego Garcia
3 It is no longer possible to establish how many Iraqis are alive so they
can't be used
4 The Irish haven't been considered weak for years and
5 South Africans are no longer considered weak. Ruandans, Sudanese etc are
fine.
Check with IFA if you are in any doubt. IFA will be delighted to advise and
may be able to help with the acquisition of weapons
Methods of murder are entirely optional, but it is suggested contestants
stay away from DU, clean and dirty nukes and biological material dispersion
devices, because of the controversy regarding these excellent military
products in some quarters
Methods of assassination which avoid bodily contact will earn special merit,
as will anything which can be described as "smart"
If possible, have your defence ready or at least in draft, before you carry
out your murder, especially if you intend claiming to have been acting in an
emergency
All actions taken in pursuit of the IFA Murder Prize exempt the participants
from all provisions of all laws in all civilised countries NB Local taxes
may apply
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