>Subject: History is Bunk
>
>
>
>"History", Our Ford said, "is bunk."
>"History", he repeated slowly, "is bunk."
>It seemed that he took out a feather duster,
>Whisk, English Civil War, Whisk, French Revolution,
>Whisk, 1848 Revolution, Whisk, October 1917, Whisk,
>WW2, Whisk, Protocols of the Geneva Convention,
Whisk,
>
>Protocols of the European Court of Human Rights,
>Whisk, United Nations
>
>It is my pleasure to tell you that a copy of the
>previous e-mail has been sent to the President of the
>United States of America.
>
>"The President has read your comments with interest
>(has wiped his ass with it) and will carefully
>consider your points (has blacked you from the USA)."
>
>"It is my belief that in the interests of the
security
>
>and sanity of our children that he be blacked from
the
>
>US of A."
>
>"Who else?"
>
>"The Dirk the Dog Quartet, the Muffin the Mule Trio."
>
>"We canīt black the Dirk the Dog Quartet, I just the
>bought the single."
>
>"And the stickers..."
>
>"Shit!"
>
>BEFORE THE HOUSE UNAMERICAN COMMISSION
>
>"Are you, or have you ever been a member of the
>Communist Party?"
>
>"Come on, we know that you are the one that fired off
>the robust e-mail that presumed to assume that the
>President had a brain!
>
>"Guilty as Hell, blacked from Beverly Hills, blacked
>from Hollywood!"
>
>"I suggest that you go to Switzerland, you must
>remember that they let in Roger Moore."
>
>GOD BLESS AMERICA
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