I was wondering what it is about the penis that women might want to envy.
Thinking about it, one comes with an interesting list of attributes. It has
a mind of its own; raring to go when one is young and inexperienced, sulky
and unreliable when one acquires some degree of understanding about how to
use all this energy! It is a metaphor for any number of disparaging
images."Don't be a dickhead all your life." "He's a complete wanker". "What
a prick." Hardly enviable epiphets- although I'm well aware that my opposite
number, as it were, falls victim to an equal number of disparaging remarks.
Then there's the problem of how to contain things neatly- Boxer shorts or
briefs? Hanging loose or uptight? Next come all the issues of size and
performance-The2 inch, 2 minute man or the 6 inch 30 minutes man? Plenty
more items could be added but these illustrate my point. What is there in
that little lot that women might be expected to envy? (Having said all that-
I wouldn't want to part with mine!!)
Yours without envy
Terry B.
"Words strain,
Crack and sometimes break, under the burden,
Under the tension, slip, slide, perish,
Decay with imprecision, will not stay in place,
Will not stay still.
Burnt Norton: T.S.Eliot
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