Food & poems are big on this list and in the press at the moment so here's 2
guago ones of mine -
concuss a flat fish
take it off the gravel
throw the motley slab
on a wide black frying pan
tear up nettles and chuck them on
pour on cider in the summer
or brandy in the winter
thumb peppercorns into the slackening flesh
now abbreviate the body
render the edges
wait until the eyes dilate
gently roll round an unwashed turnip over the surface
now turn the fish & flash fry that side
and put it into the Dutch oven
on low heat & bake it overnight
next morning should find it charcoal black
shred with forks, then mash
thread a needle with catgut
and treat the remains as a suture, bottle in stone jars
before it cools - place
under the caravan directly
below the marriage bed and
this will cure infidelity
Kidney Suet Hawthorn Compress Combine
Cut out any valves in the kidney and leave it near the horse overnight
Fry red onions
Get a guago to ameliorate some marijuana &
Roll the smoke into the suet
You must pick the hawthorns and blanch them in white vinegar during sunshine
Using the chipped edge of a crown derby plate shread any remaining hawthorn,
Pot the mulch and use it as dates
Combine the ingredients and pack full a clean cold Dutch oven =
You must get a ramble on now somehow
At your 3rd stop throw the oven out of the window
This will cure infidelity
to read the whole of guago go to
http://www.pehill.freeserve.co.uk/appleby/introduction.htm
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