Someone said it was de rigeur to introduce
yourself, so I am. And though I'm not a
proper writer, as the rejection slips keep
reminding me, I thought I'd do it in the
style of my hero. Apologies to Edward Lear,
and to all the real poets on the list.
How pleasant to know Ally Kerr,
Who writes, but gets sod all in print,
Who may be a him or a her,
But is almost invariably skint,
Who slaves in a battery college
Where pupils are hung up on hooks
And given a stuffing of knowledge
From dull but accredited books,
Who constantly fails to get fitter,
Hates opera, and all who wear fur.
If you have a few minutes to fritter,
How pleasant to know Ally Kerr.
That's me, then. Sorry to lower the tone.
While I'm on, can someone tell me what
frontchannelling and backchannelling are?
The only explanation I can think of is
obscene (there goes the neighbourhood again)
Ally Kerr
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