More Jar-Jar-Binks to me
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From: "Robin Hamilton" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Sunday, 2 April 2000 5:31
Subject: Re: ghetto commandments
> From: "Andrew Burke" <[log in to unmask]>
>
> > Does anybody have a copy of the Ten Commandments as written in ghetto
> > English?
>
> Not quite New York, more Glasgow ...
>
> By Tom Leonard:
>
> FEED MA LAMZ
>
> Doon nyir hungkirz. Wheesht.
>
> nay fornirz ur communists nay langwij
> nay lip
> nay laffn ina sunday
> nay g.b.h. (septina wawr)
> nay nooky huntn
> nay tea-leaven
> nay chanty rasslin
> nay nooky huntn nix doar
> nur kuvitn thir ox
>
> Oaky doaky. Stick way it
> - rahl burn thi lohta yiz.
>
> Robin Hamilton
>
>
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