THANK YOU, CARLO AND ROSALIE--I'LL BE THERE ON THURS. OR SAT. AND
WHAT A COINCIDENCE--THE MLA HAS SCHEDULED A FRIDAY SESSION FOR US
CONVENTIONEERS AT THE SHOOTING RANGE TOO. (THAT _IS_ WHAT DC
BOOKSELLERS CALL THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS, ISN'T IT?) LOOK FORWARD
TO SEEING YOU--BETWEEN THE CROSSHAIRS--CANDICE
P.S. CAN I BRING GABE'S WISH LIST IF HE'S NICE AND I'VE CHECKED
IT TWICE?
At 07:09 PM 12/13/00 -0500, you wrote:
>10% DISCOUNT AT ALPHAVILLE BOOKSHOP FOR ALL MLA MEMBERS DURING THE
>UPCOMING CONVENTION IN WASHINGTON DC. WE ARE A USED BOOKSHOP FOCUSING ON
>SCHOLARLY AND ACADEMIC TITLES AND RARE PRESIDENTIAL GENETIC MATERIAL.
>
>THIS OFFER IS EXTENDED TO ALL MLA MEMBERS---EXCEPT GABE GUDDING.
>JUST IDENTIFY YOURSELF TO THE ALPHAVILLE STAFF, DUCK THE THROWN PUNCH,
>AND COLLECT YOUR DISCOUNT ON THE PURCHASE OF ANY ITEM OR ITEMS IN THE
>STORE EXCEPT FOR TITLES ON BASS FISHING OR CHOOSING AN ALTERNATIVE
>CAREER.
>
>SOMEONE PLEASE SEND THIS OFFER ALONG TO THE BUFFALO LIST WHERE I AM NO
>LONGER WELCOME.
>
>DIRECTIONS: TAKE THE SUBWAY RED LINE TO FRIENDSHIP HEIGHTS, WALK SIX
>BLOCKS NORTHEAST ON WESTERN AVENUE TO CHEVY CHASE CIRCLE. TURN SOUTH 2
>BLOCKS AND WE ARE VIRTUALLY UNDER THE AWNING OF THE AVALON MOVIE THEATRE
>AT 5612-B CONNECTICUT AVENUE. PHONE: 202-363-2775. OUR HOURS ARE 11:00
>TO 8:00, MONDAY THRU THURSDAY, 11:00 TO 9:00 FRIDAY, 10:00 TO 9:00
>SATURDAY, AND 11:00 TO 5:00 SUNDAY.
>
>ROSALIE WANTS ME TO ADD THAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THE OFFER IS FOR REAL
>EVEN IF I'M NOT. AND ALL WILL BE WELCOME. ANY VIOLENCE WILL BE AT THE
>HANDS OF ONE OF THE 28 POLICE AGENCIES, THE FBI, THE MYRIAD CORPORATE
>SECURITY SERVICES, THINK TANKS, THUGS FOR JESSE HELMS, INTELLIGENCE
>GROUPS, PRIVATE POLICE FORCES, "RETIRED" GENERALS/RESTAURANTEURS FROM
>THE ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC OF SOUTH VIETNAM, "FORMER" HAITIAN, CHILEAN,
>BRAZILIAN AND INDONESIAN MILITARY/RESTAURANTEURS, "FORMER" GUATEMALAN,
>EL SALVADORAN, HONDURAN DEATH SQUAD LEADERS/RESTAURANTEURS, PRIVATE
>ARMIES, CIA COUP LEADERS/RESTAURANTEURS AND ORGANIZED CRIME
>SYNDICATES/LOBBYISTS/RESTAURANTEURS THAT GRACE OUR FAIR CITY. HOPE TO
>SEE YOU AT ALPHAVILLE! IF YOU WANT TO SEE US DON'T COME ON FRIDAY.
>THAT'S THE DAY ROSALIE AND I GO TO THE SHOOTING RANGE.
>
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