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>> Subject:   WHY IT'S GREAT BEING A BLOKE
>>
>> *  A five day holiday requires one overnight bag
>> *  Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
>> *  Queues for the bathroom don't exist
>> *  You can open all your own jars
>> *  When clicking through the channels you don't have to stall at 
every
>> one where someone's crying
>> *  All your orgasms are real
>> *  You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around
>> *  You can go to the bathroom without a support group
>> *  When your work is criticised, you understand that everyone 
doesn't
>> secretly hate you
>> *  You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
>> *  Nobody wonders if you swallow
>> *  You never have to clean a toilet
>> *  You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes
>> *  You save time and money by washing up in bulk every third week
>> *  Sex never means worrying about your reputation
>> *  Wedding plans take care of themselves
>> *  If someone forgets to invite you to something, it means that 
they
>> forgot to invite you. It doesn't mean that they hate you, and he or 
she
>> can
>> still be your friend      * You don't have to shave below your 
neck
>>
>> *  None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
>> *  You don't have to curl up next to a hairy backside every night
>> *  If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices
>> *  You can write your name in the snow
>> *  Biological clock?
>> *  Chocolate is just another snack
>> *  Flowers fix everything
>> *  You never have to worry about other people's feelings
>> *  You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours
>> *  Reverse parking is easy
>> *  Foreplay is optional
>> *  Window shopping is what you do when you buy windows
>> *  Robbie Williams does not exist in your universe
>> *  Catherine-Zeta Jones does
>> *  You don't have to clean your house if the meter reader's coming
>>
>> *  You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.In fact 
you
>> encourage them.
>> *  Car mechanics tell you the truth
>> *  You don't give a rat's ass if no-one notices your new haircut
>> *  You can quietly watch a game on TV with a buddy for hours 
without
>> ever thinking he's mad at you.
>> *  You never look at the size of a baby's head and cringe
>> *  The whole world is your urinal
>> *  Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
>> *  One mood, all the time      * Same work, more pay!
>> *  Gray hair and wrinkles add character
>> *  The remote control is yours and yours alone
>> *  No such thing as bunny-hopping half an inch above the toilet 
seat
>>
>> *  People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them
>> *  You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked
>> *  If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't 
tell
>> your other friends and they won't try to work out what the problem 
is
>> *  Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
>> *  And you're looking forward to it
>> *  You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not 
in
>> the mood
>> *  Dieting involves getting regular sized fries with your burger
>> *  Porn movies are designed specifically with your mind in mind
>> *  You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and 
anniversaries
>>
>> *  Not liking a person doesn't exclude having great sex with them
>> *  Life will go on if the bedsheets don't get changed once in a 
while.
>>
>> *  Having a beer belly is a perfect reason for wearing a t-shirt
>> *  And a couple of the classic one liners to finish :
>> *  Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "so..., notice
>> anything different?"
>> *  Your mates never say "Well if you don't know what you did wrong, 
I'm
>> certainly not telling you."(how many times have you heard that!!)
>> *  Your mates never say "Talk to me"
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